My husband and I watched a special on the discovery channel that talked about dinosaurs and evolution. They concluded that (get this), the modern day chicken evolved from the t-rex. Well, hubby laughed at this theory, but I got a much needed moment of clarity. This explains why I hate chickens, they're mini t-rexes that terrorize the world. They're also vile and disgusting creatures that I'm pretty sure are over populating the planet.
Chickens are {bleep}holes.
I'm pretty sure that all the world's problems are somehow caused by chickens.
Global Warming - chickens.
Low self-esteem - chickens.
War - Chickens!
My nightmares - Chicken-rexes.
Don't be fooled. A chicken is not a beautiful thing. I'm not just saying this because I'm afraid of chickens, I'm pretty sure that most of this is true.
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